Her Stats

Everything Mrs. Farrell

Her Stats

Here Mrs. Farrell gives her profile up in this hizzle.

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This is how long Mrs. Farrell has until the day she dies:

MRS. FARRELL

Name: Linda Marie Farrell
Age: 50-something

Height: 5'2"
Weight: probably ~55 lbs

Hair: Greyish blond
Sex: Part woman, part leprochaun
Years Lived in Woodbury: 26
Years Married: 30
Kids: 2 (Alex is kinda wolfy though)
Pets: 1 dog (Annie)
Born: Camden, NJ
Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Food: Chocolate Chip Cookie
Favorite Teletubby: Po
Favorite Type of Music: Oldies
Alex or Andy or Annie: "All are equals"

Where the magic happens: the interviews.

Da inquisition chair.

E-mail her son and tell him what you think of his mother!

Mrs. Farrell and Alex.

Alex looks kinda high. Perhaps he got hold of some of Mrs. Farrell's "wacky weed".

"Alex, put down the gun!"

"My brain is funny."

"Do I look black to you?"

"Get out of my house!"

"I swear if you put that quote on your website I'm gonna kill you."

"Have another ciggy, they're good."

Note the opened wine bottle in the background

Ryley also looks pretty drunk. I think she drugged his Coke up with some of that "life juice" (rum).

Psycho.

Yes you're correct, she is holding her own son up with a barbecue lighter.

As time passes, the brain cells dwindle down in number and everyday chores become hour-long events. Poor Mrs. Farrell.

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